What a night! If like myself you stayed up ALL NIGHT to watch this then well done to you and you deserve an Oscar yourself. If not, then you'll just have to catch up quick here.
Most brilliant DRESS of the night goes to Jennifer Lopez. Pure and utter lush.
Most brilliant JEWELLERY goes to Kate Winslet. Her Tiffany & Co necklace is a whopping $2.5 million.
The most DISAPPOINTING LOOK has to be Charlize Theron. She usually looks fab, but today looked drab. Sorry!
The MOST ORIGINAL DRESS goes to Carey Mulligan. The Prada dress was adorned with forks, knives and spoons. Sounds crazy but was very very stylish.
The one who nobody would want to co-present with EVER is Myley Cyrus. It was her who was nervous onstage and screwed up her lines. Amanda Siefried not only looked lovely but was doing a fab job no thanks to Miley. Jealous Myley?
The SEXIEST GONG goes to Cameron Diaz. That's how you do sexy, stylish and confident all at the same time. Mind blowing. We salute you.
The one to FINALLY get it right and ditch those god-awful belts is Merryl Streep. A vision in white.
WORST DRESSED goes to Zoe Saldana (looked like she was collecting dust wherever she went).
The one most HAVING A GOOD TIME was Gaboury Sidibi.
The WORST ACCEPTANCE SPEECH ever goes to Mo'Nique.
The two we COULD NOT GET ENOUGH OF were Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin. More more we say!
The MOST BORED ATTENDEE there has to be George Clooney's Elisabetta Canalis, or was it just a language thing we thinks? The cameras catch it all darling.
The one WE ARE SO OVER is freshie Kristen Stewart. If you don't want to be there sweetheart then others would. Get it together.
