This Summer: Celebrities Do Skin Tones!

Geri Halliwell / Naomi Campbell (both in Valentino)


Victoria Hart (Britain's new sweetheart)


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The Star Looks That Made Us Weep This Week!

Shame on you Christina! There is never an excuse for stepping out in public with rollers and a hair net. Never ever ever.

The trick to wearing an all white outfit is that you have to pay extra attention to detailing and tailoring. We think it's something that was missed here when you look closely at Liz Hurley's skirt. We don't like that line running down the middle. It just makes an expensive outfit automatically lose its value.

One tip Jordin Sparks (because we care and like you): when you're big busted don't go for the bandeau top, it just makes your boobs look massive love.

There goes that silver whitish ugly color those celebrities keep modelling, but this time Naomi did the worst thing. She blended it with white to give an unclean look to her jacket. We hate it.

Looks We Don't Like Today!

Naomi Campbell / Gwen Stefani

Looks That Just Didn't Do It For Us!

Carmen Electra: Why oh why oh why would you do this to us? We usually don't promote flesh, but in this instance, we feel we must.

Halle Berry: Things could still go wrong with an outfit even when it's a worn by a celebrity and made by a great designer like D&G

Jennifer Lopez: Stepping out in a negligee is never going to do it for us even with splashes of ice. We're guessing it saves time on changing when she gets home late at night.

Joely Richardson: This outfit reminds us of pre-colored TV. Outdated and boring.

Naomi Campbell: For wearing fur, she should be made to serve time, not clean toilets. Shameful!

High Fashion Marks This Week Go To:

So, no fashion marks here for Carmen Electra who fell flat on her bottom at a fashion catwalk. But we're giving ourselves marks for feeling better at the thought that sexy flawless super gorgeous celebrities are human after all.

We would love to say that Susan Sarandon (below) is old, we'd love to say that she's been there for so so long, and although it all is very true, but the harshest reality of all is that she looks better and healthier than most actresses out there half her age. Fantastic!

We know she's off to clean toilets, we know she threw a phone at her assistant's head, and we know she's no angel, but we can't help giving Naomi Campbell marks for a well-put together outfit even at the worst of times.

Celebrity Watch

Naomi Campbell at the Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style, February 2007